Svelt Snooks.

Our girl Snooks got a classy makeover by Inside Edition, and doesn't she look good? I've just stared watching "The Jersey Shore" after much, much deliberation on the status of my IQ.

My IQ is safe. Watching "The Real Word" (Hawaii, Seattle and Las Vegas) has given me immunity to it or something. Thank God.

It has led to very intellectual debates, like, "OK, if you died and went to hell, and your punishment was having to choose which of the Jersey Shore boys to marry, who would it be?"

Girls, you gotta find yourselves a nice, juiced guido.
-CE
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