Happy 4th!

Love, Theo & Court

Will She Never Learn?

This girl is the definition of idiot. I don't care how old she is. I'm not even 20, Theo isn't even 19 yet and neither of us would pull this rude shiz. She has been playing the bitchy mean girl in Lindsay Lohan and Mary- Kate and Ashley straight to video movies before Michael Bay found her. She's a high school drop out with no marketable skills that are legal outside of Nevada.

The only reason she has a career is because she won some sort of genetic lottery. Pure luck. Yet she thinks she has the right to mouth off? Ugh. She disgusts me.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly she said, "I can't s***t on this movie because it did give me a career and open all the doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's a**. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."

OH NO SHE DIDN'T.

Here's Michael Bay with the rebuttle: "Well, that's Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do."

He then goes on to list all the careers he's made. I'll skip that part, but basically it was Nick Cage, Ben Affleck, Shia, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.

"Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."

Hate her.

-CE

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Since when is shit spelled s***t? And, Megan is gross. Gross. Gross. And from someone that saw Transformers, the movie would have been twenty times better without her.

-TM

--Photo courtesy of WENN.com

Thoughts I've Been Collecting

Must See! Can't wait for it to come out- and Vera Wang is in the movie. I love Vera, she is truly a beautiful person. Why, you ask? Because, I watch WE tv like it's my job on Sundays and Vera always makes an appearance. So, yes. I love her.

Next, Liv Tyler. Love Her. Or, I should refer to her like lady from Cincinnati at a REDBOX said, "Aerosmith's Daughter." Really? All of Aerosmith got together, did the dirty then created Liv.

NYC Prep was new on Tuesday. Nothing really stood out that much, except Kelli is now our least favorite (excluding Camille, she doesn't count unless I refer to her) cast member. She cried of the french surfer boy that is now "dating" Taylor.

Congrats, Kevin Jonas. For the least attractive Jonas Brother, you did very well for yourself. Will we be seeing the future Mrs. Jonas on tour. Why did I we? Will our readers that rejoice in all that is Jonas be seeing the future Mrs Jonas on tour? Mostly likely.

I think that's all that I wanted to address. Cincinnati is cold... Lindsay is still a crackhead... Courtney has curly hair... I think that's all the facts.

-TM

Our Favorite Friday Nights.

Ok, so here's an article that give some information on the direction Friday Night Lights will be taking next spring when it comes back to TV, courtesy of everyone's favorite principal, Connie Britton as Mrs. Tami Taylor.

This is a gift that a lot of wonderful shows never got (ahem Veronica Mars) so watch it. Do your part to keep it on the air. If I had something I had to do before it came on on Fridays, I left my TV on so that they would still get ratings. I convinced a bunch of girls on my floor to leave their TV's on too.

If you love the show, you have to get creative. Especially since Taylor Kitsch is going to get more and more expensive to keep. Thank God Mira Kelley is slowly fading into the background. Now if Julie would just stop being so damn annoying.

-CE

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b132085_friday_night_lights_season_four_spells.html

The New Kid In Town.

I had the hardest time finding pictures of this kid, Jamie Campbell Bower. I have a feeling these days are soon over. I remember being in love with him in Sweeney Todd. It just didn't stick.

But now he's going to be in Twilight, of course, as Caius, and the final two Harry Potter's as the younger version of Gellert Grindlewald, the dark wizard defeated by Albus Dumbledore. He is going to be HUGE, I can already tell. Although, that's what everyone thought about Prince Caspian, Ben Barnes. He's kind of disappeared. So I guess we'll see, but I'm a fan.

Here's what I've learned about him so far: He's 20 years old, apparently the lead singer in the band The Darling Buds (not a bad name), he apparently likes photography if the below photo is any judge, and...that's pretty much it. But here's betting that in a few months we know everything from his favorite color to how he likes his sandwiches. Oh the joys of teenBOP.

-CE

Tween Hearts Break Across the Globe.

Not as many as if it were Joe or the little one, Nick, who is dating she-who-must-not-be-named, but hearts none the less. I won't waste time on the details, you've already heard them by now.

Not sure how I feel about this. He is only 21. She's probably around there. I know, I know, love happens, no matter what age you are, they'll defy all the stereotypes for marrying young! Yeah, maybe. I hope so. I also hope they have a good, long engagement.

Although, I guess something has to be said for being 21 and financially stable. And if what they're preaching is true, she's not pregnant. So, already, they are leagues above other kiddies their age rushing down the aisle.

Theo is on vacation for a few days, so we will have to wait on her opinion, but it shall come, and it shall be mighty.

-CE

Benedict Hossa.

Marian Hossa has been signed to a 12 year deal with the Chicago Blackhawks. Perhaps he thinks they are next in line for the Stanley Cup throne...sometime in the next dozen years?

He turned down a 10 year deal with Detroit. Maybe it's too bitter staying there? Too many bad memories. This is a man who clearly follows his heart. Or maybe just the money. Yep, probably just the money. According to a TSN poll, 44.7% of people chose the Hossa/Blackhawks deal as the one they were most surprised by.

These are pictures sent into the Pensblog (http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/) by fans. They just make me chuckle.

Honestly, I admire the guy for getting up in the morning. Life dealt him a harsh hand. Life picked him up, and then threw him back down. Maybe a fresh start in Chicago is just what he needs. Lord knows it's hard to get up on your luck in Detroit, especially in this economy. Wouldn't it just be terrible if they won the cup next year though? Nah, God's not that mean.

-CE