Spiderella Miley.

This kind of reminds me of a Halloween costume I had as a kid called "Spiderella". It was horrible, just like this. It was the first year I wouldn't let my mother make me a costume, and this is what I chose. Le sigh, I know. It was very strange. I'm deathly afraid of spiders, so maybe I thought it was scary.

This scares me more than spiders. I don't even know where to begin.

Anyone else have any thoughts? There are really just too many for me to sort out. The only one I can get out is the most practical: how did she get that on without ripping it? Or would you even be able to tell if she did?
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.