Good for Jamie Foxx

So, I remembered why don't watch The Grammy's - THERE'S SO BORING. Even, the performances could put me to sleep. Plus, my television is older than me so the sound ain't that great. But, Jamie Fox, T-Pain and Slash totally woke me up because they killed it. Well, they did the best the could with "Blame It". Pink's performance was really beautiful... problem is I didn't know the song. So, that ruins it for me. Yeah, I think I like the Golden Globes more, at least I knew what I was getting myself into. Here, I'm expecting good music and I'm not getting what I wanted.
-TM

SIT DOWN, Performance Art

I know, I just said I love Gaga. I do, it's still true. But, the Black Eyed Peas are currently trying their hands with "performance art". It kinda of involved a bunch of child like robots dancing around the stage to "Imma Be" and "I Gotta Feeling". This needs to stop because "performance art" is turning into the new techno: anyone can do it. Can anyone tell me the names of the other guys in BEP? Not Fergie or Will.I.Am.

-TM
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Oh, RiRi.

One year ago, that when all of the sh-t went down with Chris "Beat her Down" Brown, so I'll cut her some slack. But, this outfit was a misstep. I love that she's out there, but with Gaga out there now you have to commit. I don't think she went all the way there. No sign of CB, thank goodness.

-TM
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Did Nothing For Me

Yes, back to back about Beyonce. She just got done performing and as predicted I am disappointed. She performed "If I were A Boy" and covered an Alanis song. Um... no, SASHA. Not cool. Give me something relevant. I'm sorry to be ungrateful, but she's set the bar for herself so high. On the bright side, she looked ah maz ing. I'll repost later with updated performance pictures, right now these are from red carpet.
-TM

UPDATE:

Found a previous performance of the same songs, this is not from the Grammy's.


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Not Who I Wanted to See

"Single Ladies"! It's already the song of the year, but Beyonce didn't accept the award... some other guys did. Now, shush. I know it wasn't just her who did the song- but she made it what it was. If Carrie Underwood sang it, would Kurt have memorized that dance? I think not. But, we got a little compensation- Taylor Swift dancing in the background. Gosh, got to love both of them. Beyonce's about to perform. That bad thing with having so many hits? No one is ever fully satisfied with the song you decide to perform. I want them all- so, I know I won't be happy.
-TM
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With Gaga in the World

Oh Sh-t! She did not!! I've told you how much I love Elton and, now, I'm riding the Lady Gaga train. I'm going to try posting all night. But, OMFG. "How wonderful life is with Gaga in the world?"
-TM
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We still ain't cool

So, I've been m.i.a. for the past couple of weeks, because of an whole computer situation, but I'm back. Thought, I'd warm up by talking about someone that I hate- Scarlett Johansson. I've always hated her. She's just got this thing about her that screams hate me! And, she's never tried to dispel this. But, the one things I liked about her was her curves... and, now they're gone. She's turned into another Hollywood zero. Of course, she looks good- but it's a principle thing. Hate her.

-TM
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Ryan Grrrosling.

This is Ryan Gosling leaving the airport at Salt Lake City...trying to scare the paparazzi? Not working. He's about as scary as Max in "Where the Wild Things Are". Or Robert Pattinson when he's glimmering or whatever.

Thank God he's going home though. My heart can't take much more of all this exposure Sundance has lent him- he's better as an occasional treat. It's better for those who have to rescesutate me.
-CE
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(Beer) Commercial Success.

JEAN SHIRT! Sorry, but first things are first. I happily claim this Courtney Called It. This is Mark Salling from "Glee" doing a photoshoot for V Man magazine.

The mag's focus is on how to audition for your dream role, and Mark told the story of how he got started in the business by doing a Heineken beer commercial.

“The commercial was about these guys who were having a flashback to their earlier days in a garage band, and I was part of the flashback. I know, everyone says an 11-year-old can’t do a beer commercial, but I did.”

I kind of love him. 

-CE

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The Shame Claim.

Did...she do this on purpose? She's pulling a bit of a Cruella here, with her dog and her purse eerily matching. Literally, the fur is the same.

And, I'm kind of ashamed to point this out, but... she's wearing a jean shirt. Told you so. They're coming back. Just know that it's a shame claim.
-CE
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Winter Wonderland at Sundance.

I literally died and went to heaven when I saw this. Then was wrenched back down to earth by the realization that I will never meet/have Ryan Gosling fall in love with me. Water under the bridge- I'm just happy to look at him.

This is at Sundance yesterday, where he and co-stars Michelle Williams and their on-screen daughter Faith Wladyka celebrated the premiere of their movie, "Blue Valentine" by snow tubing. So jealous- I live in snow and I've never done that. I only get the sucky parts of snow. Like ice down the back of your neck. Or being chucked into a snow pile by a FORMER friend when trying to run to the dining hall in flip flops.

Isn't he so adorable, taking little Faith down for a tube ride? Le sigh. Look at her face- girl is not as happy as she should be. Kids these days, eh?

Donneven about Michelle Williams. What I wouldn't give to have Ryan Gosling give me a hug/head kiss combo. Anyone remember her days as that annoying Jen on "Dawson's Creek"? I do, and let me tell you- I am amazed at the career she has now. Amazed.
-CE
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I Agree Grandma.

UGH. This is part of the reasons why I hate the Kardashians. Love to hate I guess would be the better way to put it. Khloe Kardashian met Barack Obama during the L.A. Lakers visit to celebrate their 2009 Championship.

Why does Khloe Kardashian get to meet Barack Obama? It irks me so much that not cool people get to do really cool things.

I need to marry a championship winning athlete. Or become one. I'll do something. Wait until my grandma hears about this one- she thinks "those girls are just so...trashy!".
-CE
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Classic at Chelsea Lately.

Love this dress. Maybe I wish it had another shoulder to go along with it, but I love the dress. So classic, and the fabric looks really pretty. It frames her body really nicely.

This is Katherine McPhee leaving the set of "Chelsea Lately". She's currently on the cover of Shape magazine talking about her struggle with bulimia and her now healthy lifestyle.
-CE
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Pens and Pins.

So cool, and such a good cause. "Pens and Pins" is an event held every year to benefit the Make A Wish Foundation, organized by the Penguins wives.

Billy Guerin's mustache? Hilarious. Also, the Boston hat is a nice touch.

Also, it's funny to see how bad Malkin is at bowling. My favorite quote from Mike Rupp, calling him, "a guy whose probably never seen a bowling ball before...I

That's how he plays. It's hilarious. Also...Max? Sa-woooooon. When he admits he's not that good at bowling? AAAAAAGGGHH. Love Max. So much. Le sigh.
-CE

Happy Birthday Virginia!

Happy 128th birthday to Virginia Woolf! Paste magazine has done a playlist on works that are reminiscent of the famous female writer, to see/listen, click HERE. 

Includes: Indigo Girls, Regina Spektor...etc.
-CE
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Ryan Gosling's a NY Tough Guy.

Here is a clip from the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams movie "Blue Valentine" I mentioned earlier that premiered at Sundance yesterday. Above is a picture of them and their young co-star, Faith Wladyka at the premiere.

So cute. Not sure how good his New York tough guy impression is, because it does kind of feel like an impression, but what would I know? I was busy picking myself up off the floor after I sa-woooned. Because it is still sa-wooon worthy.
-CE

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Max vs. Sid, Round 2.

Max and Sid, Sid and Max. So adorably funny together. I posted round 1 of this Reebok commercial that feature's Sidney's famous dryer he used to practice in as a kid, and Reebok recently released the footage of round 2.

Hilarious. Their commercials, always my favorite. Then again...they're pretty much the only two that really do them. Anyways, take a look and find out who the winner of round two is.


-CE

Cute Award.

OK, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck: cutest couple, cutest babies, cutest everything. It doesn't even annoy me, which is the really unusual thing.

Jennifer recently told Parade magazine,

"You steal the time. You steal a date, you steal a kiss, you steal a whisper.

When asked if Affleck used his Oscar-winning writing abilities to win her over, Garner said, "Don't make assumptions. I didn't say that! Okay...e-mail. He's a very persuasive writer." She added, "He's not easily threatened or made uncomfortable -- he's very secure in that way. Maybe he just knows I'm nuts about him, and he doesn't have anything to worry about."


I am so in love with this couple. Couple crush, for sure. Plus, gotta love the Red Sox, right?
-CE
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So Close, Yet So Far.

Every time I hear of a celebrity in London, or anywhere on the European continent, I'm think, "I'm so close!"

This happened when I saw this picture of Robert Pattinson in London.

In reality, no matter how close I am, there is no way I am approaching something with whatever that is growing on his face. I would probably check to make sure my money was still in my pockets and walk quickly by. 
-CE
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My Starbuck's Sweetie.

Ryan Gosling. Is there anyone more perfect? I'll let it slide that he's having coffee at the evil Starbucks, it's a mistake even he could make.

He and Michelle Williams are starring in a movie together that is set to debut at Sundance this year, aka yesterday, but it's called "Blue Valentine". It's about a young couple, Cindy and Dean, who are trying to save their marriage, and it follows them throughout their relationship. Maybe like a depressing "500 Days of Summer"?

Can't wait.
-CE
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Hayden Makes a Mistake.

Oh dear. This was a mistake. I'm going to be nice and stay away from the Little Orphan Annie jokes, but... egh.

It looks like a wig, non?
-CE
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Pastel and Plaid Joe.

Just when Joe Jonas is starting to win me over, he wears something like this. Ugh. Anyways, this is him leaving Hillary Duff's house in California on Wednesday, no clue as to why.

I hope it doesn't have anything to do with her singing career, which yielded not one, but TWO title sequence songs for MTV reality shows. 
-CE
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Caliente Couple.

Penelope Cruz is possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet. She's so gorgeous, casual or all done up, and she's got Javier Bardem.

Need I say more? Le sigh. He is the essence of awesome.

This is the caliente couple leaving an L.A. Laker's game.
-CE
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Kate McGarrigle Passes Away.

So sad! Singer Rufus Wainwright's mother, Canadian folk singer Kate McGarrigle died this afternoon at the age of 63. She had been suffering from

"Kate McGariggle passed away yesterday (Monday 18 January) as a result of sarcoma, a form of cancer that she was first diagnosed with three and a half years ago."

The late singer apparently passed away at her Montreal home, where she was surrounded by family and friends.

Condolences to all her friends, family and fans. 
-CE
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Marion Sings.

Mon amour, Marion Cotillard, has teamed up with Franz Ferdinand to create "The Eyes of Mars" which will be used to launch Dior's new fashion line. She is, of course, the face of their campaign.

After all this time since 'Le Vie en Rose', we finally hear her voice again. My ultimate style icon girl crush. Le sigh.

There will also be an ad campaign launched where she will play, "a working woman who transforms herself into a sultry singer at night. She emerges from behind a velvet curtain in a club to sing the song."

-CE

Almost Alice Soundtrack.

Tim Burton's new movie based on Alice in Wonderland, has a soundtrack.

That soundtrack is...confusing? Not sure why he would pick some of these artists (example: Avril Lavign) but I'm still excited for the movie. Even if the track listing and cover art are uninspired, to say the least.

Here's the track listing:
Almost Alice Soundtrack tracklist.
1. "Alice (Underground)" performed by Avril Lavigne
2. "The Poison" performed by The All-American Rejects
3. "The Technicolor Phase" performed by Owl City
4. "Her Name Is Alice" performed by Shinedown
5. "Painting Flowers" performed by All Time Low
6. "Where's My Angel" performed by Metro Station
7. "Strange" performed by Tokio Hotel and Kerli
8. "Follow Me Down" performed by 3OH!3 featuring Neon Hitch
9. "Very Good Advice" performed by Robert Smith
10. "In Transit" performed by Mark Hoppus with Pete Wentz
11. "Welcome to Mystery" performed by Plain White T's
12. "Tea Party" performed by Kerli
13. "The Lobster Quadrille" performed by Franz Ferdinand
14. "Running Out of Time" performed by Motion City Soundtrack
15. "Fell Down a Hole" performed by Wolfmother
16. "White Rabbit" performed by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

-CE

Coachella Crazy.

This year's Coachella festival...is going to be CRAZY. Check out the lineup:
Jay-Z, Muse and Gorillaz headlining, as well as:

Vampire Weekend, Pavement, Sly and the Family Stone, Thom Yorke (Radiohead's frontman), Devo, Grace Jones, Charlotte Gainsburg and many more.

The festival is set for April 16-18.
-CE
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Jersey Shore Does Rachel Ray.

I hate talking about these two in the same breath as Anderson Cooper, but...that's the way this biz goes I guess.

Anyways, Pauly D and The Situation stopped by 'The Rachel Ray Show' earlier today. No idea why.
-CE
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Johnny Depp, Je t'aime.

Le sigh. You're looking at the main reason I love magazine cover come-out days. Every now and then you get something you actually WANT to look at.

He's in their 'Most Stylish Men in the World' issue, and Johnny Depp is just the beginning. There's also Brad Pitt, Anderson Cooper, Robert Pattinson...and many more. Le sigh. Love. I never used to gush over Johnny until I started watching '21 Jump Street'. Best descision I ever made.
-CE
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Love Hurts.

The cast of "The Vampire Diaries" is on the cover of Nylon magazine this month. It's part of a 2 day space in the month where all the new magazine covers start popping up online, days I anxiously await.

Paul on the success of his show: “Do I think the show would be successful as it is, if it weren’t for Twilight? No.”
Ian on working on independent movies after Lost: “I fell off the face of the f—ing planet. I thought I was being cool and edgy, and it seemed like something Johnny Depp ould have done 15 years ago. Wrong. Biggest Mistake.”
Ian on his VD character Damon: “This is gonna be the coolest character on television. There was no doubt about it. It reminded me of Sawyer, Josh Holloway's character on Lost. He was always the character I secretly wished I could play.”

I was really upset when he died off on LOST. 

-CE

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Anderson Cooper, Haiti Heroics.

It's official: Anderson Cooper is THE coolest person on the planet, no doubt. Sorry about the blood if you're sensitive, but it just has to be shown.

Anderson is in Haiti right now, covering the aftermath of the earthquake, and while there, they saw looting going on. The looters broke into a store, and threw a concrete block off of the roof, where it hit a small boy in the head.

Anderson immediately grabbed the boy and carried him off, and below is Anderson's account of the event. To see and read more, click HERE.

I saw him collapse. More chunks of concrete were being thrown at the looters on the roof. The injured boy couldn't get up. He'd try and then collapse again. Blood was pouring from his head. He was conscious but had no control over his body. I was afraid someone on the roof would see him lying there and throw another cinder block piece onto him. I was afraid he'd get killed. No one seemed to be helping him.

I ran to where he was struggling, and picked him up off the ground. I brought him to a spot about a hundred feet away. I could feel his warm blood on my arms. I stood him up, but he was clearly unable to walk. He wiped his bloody face, and I tried to reassure him. He had no idea where he was, and he clearly couldn't walk, so I picked him up again and handed him over to someone behind that makeshift barricade. Tony, the American businessman, gave the boy a wet towel. He was then taken away by someone else. We don't know what happened to him.

I hope he's ok.

If you don't like blood, don't watch the video below, but if you think you can, it's really not too bad, and extremely awe-inspiring. Anderson Cooper...what an amazing man.

-CE
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Orange Makes Me Angry.

Oh David Boreanez. I loved you so dearly, once.

Then I found out you were a Flyers fan. Ew. I still love Booth, even though he is supposed to be from Pittsburgh, and yet somehow a Philadelphia Flyers fan? Would NEVER happen, not in a million. Get into your character dude.

Anyways, here is David hitting up a Baskin Robbins with his son Jayden Rayne (umm...really?) and his father, actor Dave Roberts in Calabasas, California.
-CE
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The Barbie Dream Bites Back.

This is THE most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life. I thought it was a joke at first...like, a Funny or Die thing maybe. Not so.

Heidi Pratt looks like the Cat Woman. You know that one from the plastic surgery hall of horrors?

Note to girls: DO NOT DO THIS! She looks frightening, not cute or sexy!

Heidi underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day late last year, and I... can't even bring myself to put here what they all were. It's sick. 
-CE

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Total Bullshiz Studies.

Sitting in this amazing cafè in Rome, the one I have been searching for- they're playing awesome music, free wi-fi, none of that suck down your coffee at the counter and run out sort of thing. Perfect place to blog. Feeling very happy.

Then I saw this, and felt nauseous. Sick with the human race. And kind of dizzy. Seriously...I have no words for this level of self-worship. The bold quotes are ones I found particularly heinous.

On preferring Continuum to his 2009 disc Battle Studies: ”I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bulls—.”
On his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston: ”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life… I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f—ing fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.'"

--Notice how he basically claims there that HE broke up with HER? Ultimate douche move.

On his sex life becoming an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs: ”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”

On finding a girlfriend: “Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f–k about it.”
On his relationships: “All I want to do now is f–k the girls I’ve already f–ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, 'But you’re John Mayer!' So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”
On masturbation : “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.”

On if he pleasures himself daily: “I don’t like that question, because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say ‘Yes, but of course I do.’ I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
On the paparazzi: “I’ll be honest with you. All this weird s–t about me? All this strangeness? I wouldn’t have a music career without it. But I am at odds with myself. I have some presence of psychological damage from the past 36 months. I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, 'We can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.'”

As of two hours ago, John just tweeted, “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me. After 30 minutes of twirling my hair into a knot, I say ‘f–k it.’ You can’t go wrong if you tell the truth.”

BARF. Hate him. And yes, I think this is an experiment in just how the truth can go VERY VERY wrong. 

-CE

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Return of the Jedi.

DAMN I'm good. How do I know these things? My conclusion: the Force. I have learned to use the force like a good Jedi master, and am now using it for good.

Above is Alexander Skarsgard, wearing a jean shirt. They're definitely coming back, just as I predicted months ago- and a few days ago on here.

I really wish I had mine with me now. Darn. Always forget the important stuff. Toothpaste, cell phone charger...whatever. I would give both of them for my jean shirt.

Just saying, I totally called it. 
-CE
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SNL Turns a Skit into a Movie. Again.

Ok, I cannot believe they are making this already so-so SNL sketch into a movie. Can anyone else say "Get Smart" with me?

That being said- Val Kilmer, how did you get so fat? Really excited to see him in movies again though, um, "The Saint" anyone? The BEST awesomely horrible action movie ever. He wrote the book on this kind of movie.

Kristen Wiig, such a star- why does she not get better jobs? Eh, I guess it took Tina Fey a while to be recognized for her genius too.
-CE

Beat Her to It!

Courtney is now awaking up around when I'm going to sleep, she's naturally getting a jump on all of the good gossip that I have a ten hour delay on. But, I think I've beat her to this one. Her beloved Alexa Chung is design a line for J. Crew owned, Madewell. Apparently, she was all over the company's inspiration board and an old roommate set up the meeting. Can't wait to see what she does! Hopefully, it won't be too overpriced. Madewell can also be found on shopbop.
-TM

Come on now Theo- it's only a 6 hour jump, not 10. 
-CE
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Can Hockey Get a Little Love?

Probably no one will appreciate this, aside from maybe Theo, but I'm just too excited about finally getting to watch a Pens game this Sunday. It's against the Flyers, which is...so perfect. I'll just be heading on down the road to the piazza Navona...oh yes. After a weekend in Spain. Jealous?

Anyways, the reason I can catch the game is that it's on NBC, and hence starting at 12:30, aka 6:30 my time. Above is an example of NBC's coverage of hockey. Notice anything weird? Maybe the fact that they show a reel praising a goalie OVER him getting scored on? Totally missed the goal, and the irony kills. Ah, America and their sports. Can hockey get a little love?

Seriously- they wonder why they're going to lose 12 million on the Olympics. As Conan O'Brien said, "Am I the only one who finds that really funny?" You reap what you sow NBC...
-CE

That's just pathetic. "He... just gave up a goal." That's what you get for trying to be fancy and playing replays instead of live action. 
-TM 

Bored Jenna Buzz.

I love this on Jenna Fischer. So understated and beautiful, so obviously perfect for her. It's not the most flattering dress she could have picked out, but so gorgeous still.

I'm just really bored waiting for Jim and Pam's damn baby to be born. No TV here, and I can't access Hulu. It's starting to get to me.
-CE
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Timbaland Say What?

This is the video for Timbaland and Katy Perry's new single "If We Ever Meet Again", which is...so romantic, non? It is off of his next album, Shock Value II.

“I wanna make something deep,” Timbaland has told MTV of the video, “I don’t know if I wanna make it like a relationship. I wanna make it like she saved my life with whatever depression I was going through, whether it be drug depression, weight-loss depression - something. … Will she be around if I go through this again?”

Hint: I was kidding about the romantic part. Tara Reid is a deep as this song. It's not bad though, but lets just call it what it is.

-CE

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More Great Glee News!

I'm trying not to gleek out right now, but Jennifer Lopez and Neil Patrick Harris are going to guest star on "Glee"! FREAKING OUT. Neil Patrick Harris...LOVE. Only word for it.

Jennifer Lopez's appearance was confirmed by the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, who said,

“We are writing a role for Ms. Jennifer Lopez, who we love. We want her to be a cafeteria lady.”

That would crack me up so much, especially in the midst of her new crazy-dazy diva come back insanity. As for NPH? He's been said by Entertainment Weekly to be in the works on making an appearance during May sweeps, in the episode being directed by Joss Wheadon (squee! Another one of my faves!) who directed Harris in  "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog".

-CE

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Second Career for Mischa.

Lets be honest. At first, I didn't know that this was for a role. This could totally be Mischa Barton on a normal day walking around L.A.

That being said, I think we know what she's supposed to be playing. Mischa will be guest starring on "Law and Order: SVU" as- you guessed it- a so called "street worker" named Gladys (really?). The episode will air on March 3, and her character will have a mysterious connection to Detective Benson, played by Mariska Hargitay.
-CE

I really thought this was just for a walk around the park. The only thing that confused me was the lollipop. But, if that's what the kids are into these days. Remember when Mischa was supposed to be on Gossip Girl? Man, her and Lohan, one and the same.
-TM
 
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For Every Step Forward...

One of the Olsen twins takes a step back. Well, in this case, every step back there's a step forward because this photo was taken two nights. But, gosh- those girls just can't go through the weekend without reminding people they're rich enough to dress like bag ladies. Ashley Olsen at an Black Tie Art Gala (same one as Lohan) in Beverly Hills on Saturday night. I like her with thick eyebrows, but the dark lipstick for some reason makes her look like she has a unibrow. The wonders of makeup everyone.
-TM

I'm telling you- this is the Miss Havisham dress! You know, from "Great Expectations"? Seriously, all she needs is an uneaten wedding cake and she's got it down. Maybe this could be an actual acting role for her?
-CE
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Don't Hate Me, But...

Don't hate me, but I actually LIKE this dress. Yes, it is very nearly a weird Barbie flower dress, but...the color is fantastic, so is the length, and she doesn't look like...goth-y and bone-y.

I like it. I mean, if you look at it too long- no. But just a quick glance tells me the dress is cute. Don't think about it too much.
-CE
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Called It!

Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Warner Brothers and InStyle Golden Globe After-party. Wearing this weird hooded dress, I guess she really was prepared for the rain. From what I can tell, this party had little to no guest list. Inside with Lohan were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene, Camilla Belle and Sophia Bush. Yeah, there were also lots of A-listers, but how did these girls get in?

-TM
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