Spoke too Soon

Rumors are surfacing of that douchebag, Jesse James, cheating on Sandra Bullock. Apparently, he had an 11 month long affair with a tattoo model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. First of all, how does one become a tattoo model? With each job, does she have to get a new tattoo? And, yes, Courtney, I checked. She's a tattoo model, not a tattooed model. Is anyone else as devastated as me? I loved Jesse James last week. Now, he can suck it. We're done! But, if this rumor is false, we can be cool again.

Sandra has cancelled a few appearances since the news broke this morning... not a good sign. F*ing Jesse James and his dumb tattoos.

-TM
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