Courtney and Theo's random thoughts on the world at large.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Spoke too Soon
Rumors are surfacing of that douchebag, Jesse James, cheating on Sandra Bullock. Apparently, he had an 11 month long affair with a tattoo model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. First of all, how does one become a tattoo model? With each job, does she have to get a new tattoo? And, yes, Courtney, I checked. She's a tattoo model, not a tattooed model. Is anyone else as devastated as me? I loved Jesse James last week. Now, he can suck it. We're done! But, if this rumor is false, we can be cool again.
Sandra has cancelled a few appearances since the news broke this morning... not a good sign. F*ing Jesse James and his dumb tattoos.