It's Times Like These.

What the heck? I hate Z listers. Really, a pistachio commercial? This jackass (Levi Johnston) is a celebrity for knocking up a 16 year old girl? And just look at that tattoo on his arm. Did he get his name on his arm in case he forgets? Oh America, it's times like this I struggle...

The commercials also include Olympic swimmer Dara Torres; Brady Bunch alum Christopher Knight and America’s Next Top Model wife Adrianne Curry; Jackass prankster Wee-Man; The Sopranos gangster Vincent Pastore; Miss South Carolina beauty pageant contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton; the Denny quintuplets; and a real-life dominatrix.

-CE

Photo courtesy of Just Jared.