Killing Two Birds With One Pumpkin.

Oh it is so ON. This is the ESSENCE of the Great Pumpkin Scam. Like hell she is going to carve that pumpkin. She's there for the press. Paris knows what's going on. I'm surprised it took her this long to figure it out and get her fame whoring ass on over to the pumkin patch.

Here's the best part- you know she is totally holding that pumpkin in front of her stomach so that people will speculate that she's pregnant. Yuck.

Jokes on her- no one cares.
-CE
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