Violet Lovers Spat.

A photo is worth a thousand words, right? Well we're going to make assumptions from this photo, basically because I'm bored. I see this headline in US Weekly next week:

Slumdog Couple in Rocky Relationship

The story would go something like this: Dev Patel and Freida Pinto fight constantly. Dev is growing more and more distant, and Freida tells her friends she can no longer reach him. She finds consolation in the arms of Gerard Butler.

Because everyone from Jessica Simpson to your family pet is finding consolation in Gerard Butler's arms these days. He's turning into kind of a sleeze.

But anyways, that was fun! Love photo assumption. Hope they really aren't on the rocks, I love Patinto. I mean, they're matching for goodness sakes. All can't be totally unwell.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.