The Proof is in the Pumpkin Patch.

I knew it. The Great Pumpkin Scam is alive and well, and I have a feeling it's only going to get worse.

Jessica Alba. Yech. You don't think celebrities can pick up a pumpkin without getting photographed? Yeah, it's possible. I hate when people pretend they don't love the fame. Oh they love the fame. They feed off the fame. Except for fame is the kind of food that makes you skinnier.

This is ruining the spirit of Halloween for me.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.