So What Else is New?

Vanessa Hudgens is playing a whore.

Stop reading if you're surprised. Since obviously half-naked myspace shots aren't enough, she has accepted the role of a foul mouthed hooker named Blondie in the 1950's in Sucker Punch.

Blondie? Is that supposed to be ironic, like a fat guy named Tiny?

Needless to say, there won't be a whole lot of acting going on, and Zac Efron will be creepin' in the corner being skeezy. I don't care what you think, he's gross. Like Demetri Martin says, "I think hairgel was invented so it would be easier to identify assholes from a distance."

-CE

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