A "kind of weird" tattoo... Seriously, you're still considering getting it? He goes on to say:
It’s weird. I’m sure everybody who reads this is going to be, like, “What the f*** is he thinking?” It’s a design that kind of goes up this way (he touches his rib cage underneath his right armpit). It’s weird and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get it.
Then, do not get the tattoo. I solved that problem easily.