Woah Girls.

Twi-hards, feast upon this R Patz buffet courtesy of Vanity Fair. He is their December cover, and boy are they going to be cashing in on this one. They're releasing new pictures every day to keep the rabid ones coming back. And it will work. I'm already dying- the comments. Oh the comments. Just see-

"It would be so nice for Rob's older fans to be acknowledged. You know, it's not only teens who are crazy about this rare, wonderful man. In fact, sometimes I wonder if his more mature fanbase isn't larger than the pre-teen/teen group. All you have to do to know this is true is read through the comments on some of the most popular blogs devoted to Robert. Very few teens in sight on the one's I frequent! We older fans know exactly how special & rare it is to find such a beautiful person, inside & out, so we truly appreciate all he has to offer!"

 That was a comment by someone named "Spellbound". Good luck with that. Anyways, enjoy these pictures. As for me, I don't really get it. Eh. He's alright. Maybe it's the seersucker pants. Such a quiver killer. Also it looks like his hand is bleeding in the lobster one.

-CE