Poor Man's Megan Fox

Ouch, but really Jessica Szohr, you left me no choice! Who do you think you are? I can tell you- she wants to Angelina ----> Megan Fox. But, she's not very talented, nor interesting. So, next step in her campaign will probably be dissing Blake Lively for being fake and calling Chace Crawford a man-whore. Then, maybe a little man stealing and a huge ass tattoo on her arm (preferably of a celebrity that died too young?).

This is Jessica at the launch of Target's Gossip Girl inspired clothing line. She's dressed to be daring, but all I can think is that this outfit has been done.

"Oh Oh, look I worked in some animal print in my shoes! How clever!! I'm soooo fashion forward. OMGEEE! Can you see my two randomly placed tattoos, can't wait to put one on my biceps- soooo stokedddd!"

That was my Jessica Szohr. God, I can't stand her. Here's a picture of the back. Gag me.

-TM