Big Whoops.

It feels kind of wrong to write about this right after Les Paul, but I guess it has some poetry to it...the beginning of a life after the end of one? Ugh. Hate trying to justify writing about the Kardashian's shenanigans (yes, Abby, I used your word).

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant.

Theo will tell you how much I hate other people named Courtney, or worse, people whose parents blasphemed it by spelling it weirdly. I have never met another Courtney I've ever even been able to tolerate- besides Theo, Sarah from Slumblog and I's waitress at Sneakers during the Stanley Cup Finals. She warned us to make sure to check our food because the guys in the back were really wasted. She also offered us alcohol, but that's not her fault- we all look extremely mature for our age. We ruined it by giggling. Way uncool of us, but whatever. She's the only one.

Anyways, Kourtney had to make it worse by getting pregnant by that douche bag Scott...Disick. Really dude? Disick? How clichè is he? Now she's stuck with him for the rest of her life. It's almost tragic. Except for the reason she's pregnant: she often "forgets" to take the pill.

Idiot. I mean, I thought she was stupid before, but if there is anything girls like her are usually smart about, it's contraception.

That's a big whoops.
-CE
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