The Pregnant Girl.

This is the first picture of Kourtney Kardashian after her announcement that she's pregnant.

She knows what she's done- look at that smirk. She has very strategically become pregnant and announced it days before the pilot of her reality TV show. The girl is 30 years old and still going out with the douche bag guy most girls date in high school. She has also made a very high school mistake of not using contraception...with a guy she consistently thinks is cheating on her. So now she's become "the pregnant girl". You know what girl I'm talking about- every high school has one.

Here's one good decision she's made: Doctors often advise that pregnant women wear extremely high skinny heels while walking across a grate. Oh wait. They don't.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash News.